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Pattaya Simulator

Pattaya Simulator is available on PC via Steam, with a launch discount running until July 14. The game is a parody of open-world crime games, replacing violence with absurd massage mechanics.

Synthesized from 2 Yomimono stories · updated Jul 8

Developer N-nic Studio released Pattaya Simulator on PC via Steam in July 2026. The game is a deliberate parody of open-world crime titles like Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, swapping gunplay for over-the-top massage therapy. Players take the role of a masseur in Pattaya, using outrageous tools and skills to clear family debt and restore happiness to the city.

A demo launched on June 6, giving an early look at the premise. The full version followed on July 7 at a price of $8.99, with a launch discount available until July 14. The game casts the player as a masseur repaying family debt through chaotic massage, pranks, and combat, aiming for a niche audience on Steam.

The two stories establish the game's release timeline and its core concept: a life simulation that replaces the violence of its inspirations with absurd, comedic mechanics. No further updates or expansions have been reported.

Key facts

Developer
N-nic Studio ↗
Release date
July 7, 2026 ↗
Price
$8.99 ↗
Demo release date
June 6, 2026 ↗
Influences
Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row ↗
Platform
PC via Steam ↗

Timeline

Synthesized by Yomimono from the cited Yomimono stories below, each itself sourced, then editorially reviewed. Every fact links the story it came from.

Facts

Release
game · 2026-07-08 · 2026-07-08
Release
game · 2026-06-06 · Steam · 2026-06-06
Release
game · 2026-07-07 · Steam · 2026-06-06

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Jul 8

Pattaya Simulator Launches on Steam, Promises Absurd Massage Mayhem

N-nic Studio released the life simulation game Pattaya Simulator on PC via Steam. Inspired by Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, the game casts players as a massage therapist in Pattaya, using outrageous tools and skills to clear family debt and bring happiness to the city. A launch discount is available until July 14.

Jun 6

Pattaya Simulator Demo Launches June 6, Full Version July 7

Developer Nick (N-nic Studio) will release a demo of the life simulation game Pattaya Simulator on Steam on June 6. Influenced by Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, the game casts players as a masseur repaying family debt and restoring happiness to Pattaya through chaotic massage, pranks, and combat. The full version launches July 7 for $8.99.