BLOKES on BLOCKS! Free Update Adds New Stages and Rules on September 3
The free update doubles down on the game's core joke, all middle-aged men, by adding stages and rules that push its simple block-based brawling toward more strategic play.
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CRAFTS&MEISTER announced a free update for the party brawler BLOKES on BLOCKS! arriving September 3. It adds two stages and three new win conditions, expanding the game to 11 stages and 6 rules. New items, costumes, and accessories join too. The game is available on PC (Steam) and Nintendo Switch.
CRAFTS&MEISTER confirmed the free update for BLOKES on BLOCKS! will land on September 3, bringing the party brawler to 11 stages and 6 rules. Two new stages, Scorching and Extreme Cold, each carry their own gimmicks: Imperial Crater has boiling lava outside the arena, while Walrus Mustache Island is a snowy stage surrounded by sea.
Three new rules change how a round is won. Hot Zone has players compete to hold a zone that appears on stage, Crown Hold is a game of stealing and protecting a crown, and Color Domination has players painting blocks in their assigned color while disrupting rivals. A special move lets a middle-aged man emit beams in all directions to blast others away while painting blocks.
New items, costumes, and accessories also arrive. Steam sales run from 2:00 a.m. on August 28, with Nintendo Store sales starting September 3. The game appears at Tokyo Game Show 2026 and OSAKA INDIE GAMES SUMMIT.
- Scorching: adds Imperial Crater, a dangerous stage where boiling lava spreads outside the arena
- Extreme Cold: adds Walrus Mustache Island, a snowy stage surrounded by sea
- Hot Zone: players compete to capture the hot zone that appears on the stage
- Crown Hold: players compete to capture the crown, with stealing and being stolen
- Color Domination: players paint the stage in their assigned colors while obstructing others
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